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leonardi-dicaprisun:

sweethotnight:

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

the anniversary of this legend

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dankmemesreasonforliving:

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photai:

whenlifegivesyouconures:

nesoi:

behold, a man

Dinosaur

when you forget your towel and have to run to your room butt ass naked

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keikino:

badbitchofcolor:

I know that having many speakers of a language is what keeps that language alive, but I hate entrusting our future to non-Hawaiians. They love throwing it back in our face when they know something we don’t. Imagine having the privilege to go to institutions built on our lands (that we have been systematically shut out of) to learn that western white culture was shoved down our throats, and then turn around and make fun us for not knowing our original culture

and honestly if youre not hawaiian no matter what you won’t understand the language. they really dont get that. its more than just being able to speak its the culture ingrained in the words and everything has more meaning than a direct translation does. haoles that speak it can’t really understand the weight of knowing ‘ōlelo, that its more than just words on a page you learn to speak, that you can speak a language but if you can’t participate in the context do you really know it?

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ampervadasz:

Garfield, the peacemaker

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nurse-peach:

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paxamericana:

cryptid-sighting:

marinarascova:

i… what?

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

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ios10emojis:

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earthstory:

jessica_farrer

When you’re just trying to relax on the beach….

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blenderweaselhasopinions:

hollowedskin:

prokopetz:

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

• There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street
• Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position
• One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it
  
• It was raining
• One of them saw a weird bug

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

• They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back
• They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them
• The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them
• A flower fell off the potted plant
• The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it
• One of them lost their bandana
• The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her
• The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

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